|
|
|
New invention
Adult jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I`d like to register my new invention. It`s a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That`s a stupid! Can`t you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I`ve got something else though. It`s a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That`s rude. You can`t possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You`re really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
If what you don`t know can`t hurt you, she`s invulnerable... Read this joke...
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
The song `Strawberry Fields Forever`, sung by the Beatles, refers to an orphanage located in Liverpool... Read this joke...
Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A man and his wife, who was 8 months pregnant, were doing someholiday shopping in crowded mall... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff