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Milking it!
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The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn`t know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it`s finished.
It`s all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent
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