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He said she said-1
Gender jokes
Rating : 5.27, 25 votes.
Reviews : 18 [add review]
He said... I don`t know why you wear a bra; you`ve got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don`t you?
He said.Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said. It`s not my fault... I ran out of money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I`ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said... Let`s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
He said... Why don`t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said... I would, but you`re never there.
He said.Shall we try a different position tonight?
She said...That`s a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Rating : 5.27, 25 votes.
Reviews : 18 [add review]
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