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Kick in the face
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Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when Jeff asks, "You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The one I get a hard-on for every time I see her?"
"Yeah," Dave replies.
"Well, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I asked her out and she said yes," Jeff says excitedly.
"That`s great!" Dave says. "When are you going out with her?"
"I went to meet her earlier tonight," says Jeff, "but I was so worried about getting hard that I duct taped my wang to my leg so it wouldn`t show. When I got to her house, she answered the door in the sheerest, tiniest dress I`ve ever seen."
"Well, what happened?" asks Dave.
Jeff leans in and says, "I kicked her in the face."
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