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Hold the chickens
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One day, farmer Williams was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
He stopped at the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, he now had a problem, how to carry all his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said: "Why don`t you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey thanks!" the farmer said and off he went. While walking he met a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked: "Can you tell me how to get to 123 Township Road?"
The farmer said: "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 132 Township Road. Let`s take my shortcut and go down this alley; we`ll be there in no time."
The little old lady said: "How do I know that when we get in the alley, you won`t hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The farmer said: "Holy smokes lady, I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady said: "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I`ll hold the chickens."
Submitted by calamjo
Editted by curtis
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