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Disgraced family
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A young girl was going on a date.
Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys."
"He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don`t let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don`t let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don`t let him do that.
It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted, "Grandma, I didn`t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family..."
Granny fainted!
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