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Blonde quickies 12
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Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
Q: Why aren`t there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don`t get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don`t leave trails, like snails.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde`s vagina?
A: The Blonde!
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she`d ever been picked up by `the fuzz`?
A: `No. But I`ve been swung around by the tits.`
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
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