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Desperate
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A lady, desperate for companionship took out an ad in the local paper.
It read: I need a man who won`t beat me up... won`t run away with other women, but he`s gotta be great in bed.
The next day the doorbell rang, and she found a quadrapalegic on Her doorstep.
"You have no arms." she said.
He answered, "I won`t beat you."
"You have no legs." she protested.
He said, "I won`t run away with other women!"
Embarassed she inquired, "How can you be great in bed?"
He answers, "I rang the doorbell, didn`t I?"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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