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Desperate-1
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I know I haven`t known you for a very long time and I shouldn`t be asking you for this so soon, but I need it very badly.
I haven`t had it for a long time and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me, no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I`d be very grateful if you would.
I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until it`s very dry.
It has been on my mind all day and I`m not going to beat around the bush anymore...
Do you have a piece of gum?
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