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Designer pussy
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Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design.
First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole.
Second was a butcher, quick with His wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit.
Third was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, His name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee.
Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a C#NT!
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