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Come to me
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Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on Her wrist and smells it. "That`s quite nice innit, don`t you fink Trace?"
"Yeah, what`s it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi ladies, is French for `come to me`."
Sharon takes anther sniff and offers Her arm to Tracey again saying: "That doesn`t smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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