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Cheating husband
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Rating : 6.47, 21 votes.
Reviews : 18 [add review]
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs
some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison Her husband.
The pharmacist`s eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can`t
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That`s against the law! I`ll
lose my license, they`ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any
cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into Her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist`s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you
didn`t tell me you had a prescription."
Rating : 6.47, 21 votes.
Reviews : 18 [add review]
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