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So many now are trying to 'come out' of the "Christian Closet" and the new Atheist "Fratchley Brotherhood" feels that 'homosexuals' should be allowed to be Atheists and join the "Fratchley Boys " .

" two thumbs up " ,,, says New York Times .

" I love you Fratchley Boys " ,, Madonna was heard yelling after burning her Bible on National TV .

" Darn Fratchley Farrgots " ,, homosexual Christain leader ' Big Dawson' was heard mumbling from the back of the Pews .

There was 'mixed' reaction to the News of the Fratchley Society expanding and opening their 'Atheist Doors' to homosexuals .

Outside the doors of the Fratchley Enterprises building this morning a line had stretched all the way around the block as people threw their Bibles and Qurans in the garbage cans lined all along the lineup route, just to be one of the lucky ones to be a new member of the Fratchley Boys Gay and Atheist Club .

" Look there's Barbara Streisand ", said one in line .

And children were in great joy as one was heard yelling ,,

" Look mommy it's the Village People "

People were cutting in line and trying to get autographs and it was a total chaos down there at the Fratchley Palace .

The 'theme' of

BROTHER EVANGELISTICTORONTOMISTICWITHATOUCHOFHUMANISTIC's discussion will be on

" How to let your Brother Atheist Christian Gay into the Fratchley Atheist Non Christian Gay Group with out cutting costs and with expanding corporate gay premiums with a balanced ratio of gay to non gay concepts of financial need and to the overall well being of gays and atheists in their non descriptive financial definiton ."

" Now that's gotta be good " ,,, states Wall Street Journal .

Well whatever lol...

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