The retard

The first day, a customer walks into the store, and asks him,
"how much for a donut?"
"I don't know," he says. The boss walks into the room and says,
"No, no, no, when someone asks you that you have to say, 'only 25 cents!'"

So the next day, a customer walks into the store and asks him,
"how much for a donut?"
"only 25 cents!"
"are they fresh?"
"I don't know," he says. The boss walks into the store and tells him,
"No, no, no, you're supposed to say, 'yes fresh very fresh' whenever someone asks you that!"

So the next day, a customer walks into the store, and asks him,
"how much for a donut?"
"only 25 cents!"
"are they fresh?"
"yes fresh very fresh"
"should I buy one?"
"I don't know," he says. The boss walks into the room and tells him,
"No, no, no, you're supposed to say, 'if you don't someone else will' whenever someone asks you that!"

The next day, a robber comes into the store and says to the retard,
"gimme all your money!!"
"only 25 cents!"
"are you trying to get fresh with me?!"
"yes fresh very fresh!"
"do you want me to shoot you in the head with this gun?"
"if you don't someone else will!"

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