Time I shit my pants
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Well it was 1 in the morning and I had the flu. Then my girlfriend called me to go to her house and hang out. Me as a guy I accepted, when we hung up I felt my stomach hurting knowing I had to take a crap. I thought about it didn't cause I didn't want to smell like shit if we fucked. So when I got there my stomach was growling from pain but I ignored it. After an hour or so I was done with my business and left cause I couldn't handle my stomach no more, I stepped on the gas trying to cross a yellow light, half way through the intersection it turned red. I couldn't handle my stomach pain no more and out of no where a cop flashes his lights so I had to pull over. I gave him my licence and regestration and asked why I was speeding, I told him I was having a emergency and needed to go to the restroom. I guess he understood and just gave me a speeding ticket 10 mph less than what I was doing and I left. So as I pull up in my driveway I felt like if I was being raped by my own shit it was coming out but I was pushing it in haha. All of a sudden I turn off my car and felt a warm wet feeling on my buttcheeks, damn I just shit myself and I was almost there. I got out of the car, slowly walked to my door quitely, went to the bathroom, and cleaned myself then showered at 4 in the morning. I learend a lesson out of all this and it was if your gonna get laid do it ahead of time. This is a real story but I hope you enjoyed :)
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