Right from the Heart not the Dictionary
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This happened to me when I tried to make myself seem more authoritative of written subject. It was a book on adoption that I had written with the use of too many ten-dollar words. My intent was to have this now known to be high highfalutin' work published. Quickly, it was found that I had sent my worded masterpiece to a book agent who had obviously tired of masking disdain.He sent me this e-mail, Dear Sir: 'I dare you not to think anything other than this sentence stand protracted of hint as to any further assessments of any future literary contributions from your person.' “That said, there are only three words that will succinctly describe the writing style of your manuscript. 'Sophistication means constipation.' In fact, halfway thru the reading your book my face hadn't expressed so many facial contortions since the last time I had to take an Ex-Lax.” This turned out to be a great act of kindness on his part. I revised my book and it is now accepted in the shown general collection of the Library of Congress. It also is the Library of Congress Subject Authorities Heading Workcat. for the term “Wrongful Adoption” in use by our nations congressmen.
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