|
|
|
Some more ponderings joke
Humor jokes
Rating : 1.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you`re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why isn`t "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it`s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it`s called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can`t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Rating : 1.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Humor jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 1.00, 2 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Yo momma house so small Her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting... Read this joke...
...that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Atilla the hun was a dwarf!... Read this joke...
Q: What`s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff