Funny Mushrooms!
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It was really funny! I was sat in my house when the doorbell rang. I jumped up and answered it, and my friend Amy bashed past me and ran into my house. I forgot she was coming over! Then I noticed she was running a lot and wearing exercise clothes and sweating, so I asked if she wanted some food. She said yes, she wanted some fried mushrooms. I've never made them before, but I didn't want to look THICK, so I cut up some mushrooms and put them in a hot pan with a little butter. She was really sweaty and her sweat was pouring all over the floor. Then I asked her if she thought the mushrooms were done. Then, get this, she picked up a mushroom, out of the hot pan, took a bite, and PUT THE REST OF THE MUSHROOM BACK IN! Who does that, seriously? She smiled at me weirdly, so I asked are they ok? And she said yeeees... and then I went to put them on a plate but then she was all like, no no... leave them in! ;) So I was like oookkk.....
The End!
Oh yeah then she stripped!
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