An Average Day as a Chair

Well, being a chair isn’t as easy as the media makes you think. I mean, have you ever had people sit on you all day? No, you haven’t because you’re better than me.

Just yesterday this fat guy came to my house. And when I say fat, I mean he was fat. What’s worse is that he was sweaty.
He came to the kitchen (that’s where I always am) and chose to sit on me. He could’ve sat on Robert, Samuel, or even Richard, but no, he sat on me. This sweaty Godzilla chooses to sit on me.

So here I am, a sumo wrestler on me, and then it happens.

“SNAAAPPP!”

One of my legs broke. The fat guy’s now on the floor in pain, and I have 3 legs. I mean, who is in more pain? I lost a leg!

But anyway, after the fat guy leaves, they fix my leg.

But then, Rick, the computer chair, broke.

Poor guy, his warranty expired only 2 months ago; they had to just throw him away.

So that meant that they needed a new computer chair.
It was Sunday so the office supply store would be closed. So they just took me and let me take the place of Rick.

Now they sit on me twice as much!

Well, just remember, if someone tells you being a chair is easy, they’re wrong.

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