Four Eyes
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I have to wear these glasses
forced is more the word
They feel so very awkward
and make me look the nerdIt's really put a damper
on my savoir faire
Clashing with my vanity
and everything I wear A pair of optic pains
tormenting my poor nose
Seeing SHE'S the boss of me
must listen, i suppose That evil wicked woman
disrupting my moxie
The sweat in bringing sexy back
... no easy task for me I'll need to change my image
attract with just my brain
Learn to play the wise guy
view ardor with disdain Make like I'm a thinker
steal insightful quotes
Sit upon a mountain
and doodle profound notes No more walking blindly
or squinting in your face
I'll impress you from a distance
bring doughnuts just in case Things are so much clearer
there's hope for my love life
Nothing's going to stop me now
Well, unless you count my wife
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