Russia to ban emo music on the grounds that it encourages depression and suicide. Emos ecstatic to f The Sun... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:01:02





Pesky pranksters paint pub pink. Pwned [Amusing] Telegraph... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:01:01





Private jail company claims that giving prisoners the keys to their cells makes prisons safer. Absol News.com.au... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:01:00





After his teen son is accused of biting 11 students at school, father does the logical thing and bla Des Moines Register... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:59





Man accused of ripping off the bra and pouring chili on his pregnant girlfriend. That's hot [Flo TC Palm... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:58





While the rest of the world works longer hours for less money to put food on the table, school teach Daily Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:57





FAA wants to keep bird strike reports confidential, since reporting them to the public would cause p AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:56





Protip: If you're going to repeatedly call a hockey arena and threaten the home team goalie duri (WTVN)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:55





NJ cop admits having sex with prostitute in motel while on duty and in uniform, loses job and 23-yea WCBS 880... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:54





Italian man and son may be next Fritzl case, having both imprisoned and raped own daughters. Gli Ari BBC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:53







Damn you white people, why must you ruin everything [Scary] (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:52





Now that Kid Rock has a microbrew, photoshop a beer label branded for someone else famous [Photoshop (Some Beer Drinker)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:51





How to not look surprised when your friends start Botox treatment [PSA] CNN... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:50





VDOT doesn't like night work. Solution: asks all businesses in Tysons Corner if they mind having WTOP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:49





Controversy mounts over Notre Dame's radical choice for a graduation speaker: The President of t Yahoo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:48





British drivers forced to put mittens on cars' side view mirrors to protect them from horny, cra (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:47





Airline pilot uniformly suspended for his attire. At the circus [Asinine] (Bizjournals.com)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:46





Remember kids, if you get arrested for impersonating a police officer to pull your victims over, do Orlando Sentinel... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:45





ThamWow guy pickth up a dantherouth prothtitute (and answer to today's earlier TSG contest) [Fol The Smoking Gun... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:44





Zoning officials approve plans to open a slaughterhouse in the same building as a Subway restaurant. Buffalo News... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-03-28 00:00:43

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