Army medic home from Iraq starts his leave by becoming father, husband in span of 48 hours. Expected Daily Gazette (Schenectady)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:29





13-year old student sent home for wearing surgical mask to school. "Students and faculty became (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:28





Car dealer says people won't take jobs because they'd rather get unemployment. "We offer WGAL 8... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:27





Fat tourists accused of animal cruelty by taking donkey rides while on vacation [Obvious] Daily Mail... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:26





Ugly-ass meerkat pups born at London Zoo, including one with two heads [Sappy] LA Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:25





Woman charged with trying to bite flight crew after downing prescription drugs, two bottles of wine ABC... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:24





Driver attempts to go through an alley, but hits a fence, followed by a utility pole, a garage, two AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:23





"All you do is lie. I wish you died when you fell off the roof." Psycho ex-boyfriend? Nope, Talking Points Memo... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:22





Miley Cyrus vows to wait until marriage to have sex. Just like Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, and Va (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:21





Atheism will never get anywhere unless it forms its own "church of atheism" [Obvious] (US News and World Report)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-02 00:00:20







Bit by bit, woman steals pieces of gold from jewelry store where she works. Final take: 500 lbs (val UPI... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:09





Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Tamiflu [Obvious] USA Today... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:08





Woman steps out of her apartment at The Aristocrats housing complex and confronts two kids ages 10 & (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:07





Photoshop these options [Photoshop] Wordpress... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:06





What do you do with a rural road said to have little bumps, tight curves and accidents seem to be co My Fox Memphis... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:05





Queens Day in Holland interrupted by a car plowing through the crowds trying to ram the Queens bus, (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:04





Police question Octomom after son shows up at school with a black eye & bite marks. That'll AP... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:03





They bring a knife, you bring a gun. You bring a gun, they bring a....donkey? [Strange] London Times... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:02





Las Vegas sex clubs are illegal, but officials look the other way because of the money they generate (Some Guy)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:01





Russian police are looking for the brother and sister who ran away from home and got married after l (MosNews)... » Category : Funny news. Date : 2009-05-01 00:01:00

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