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Jokes > Top rated jokes : total 3549. Page : 175.
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| You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 2.00, 2 votes.
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| I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub... |
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Category : Insults.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Teflon is the slipperiest substance in the world... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Koala Bears are not bears... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
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| Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| The great wall of China is 1,400 miles long!... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| The longest cave in the world is the `Mammoth Cave System` in the USA at 560,000 mtrs deep!... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
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| The world`s termites outweigh the world`s humans 10 to 1!... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 2 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| There is one slot machine in Las Vegas for every eight inhabitants... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| There was no punctuation until the 15th century... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| To escape the grip of a crocodile`s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs... |
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Category : Funny Facts.
Rating : 2.00, 1 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| When you`re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close... |
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Category : One liners.
Rating : 1.95, 17 votes.
Reviews : 0
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| CYBER BREAK UP LETTERDear [insert screen name here] (if that is your real name),I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodicremoval ofunpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our onlineaffair... |
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Category : Computer jokes.
Rating : 1.80, 5 votes.
Reviews : 3
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