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| At your speed, you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... |
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| You`ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure... |
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| I hear the only place you`re ever invited is outside... |
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| You were the answer to a prayer... |
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| I know you are nobody`s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you... |
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| If you were twice as smart, you`d still be stupid... |
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| You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough... |
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| You used to be arrogant and obnoxious... |
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| You grow on people -- like a wart!... |
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| You are living proof of reincarnation... |
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| You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent... |
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| Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle... |
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| Take a vacation; go to Club Dead... |
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| Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don`t know... |
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| I`m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?... |
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| Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea... |
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| You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!... |
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| You have an inferiority complex -- and it`s fully justified... |
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| I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?... |
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