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I`ve seen more life in a down and out`s vest... |
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Hi there, I`m a human being! What are you?... |
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Sure, I`ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... |
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic... |
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change... |
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You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter... |
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I hear you are an officer... |
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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?... |
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I`d like to break the monotony; where`s your weakest point?... |
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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?... |
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We think of you when we are lonely... |
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I hear you were born on a farm... |
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Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!... |
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Look, don`t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you`ve got a palm... |
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This is no battle of wits between you and me... |
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Don`t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.... |
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I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there... |
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub... |
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs... |
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Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours... |
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