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| I wish I`d known you when you were alive... |
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| I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?... |
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| You love nature in spite of what it did to you?... |
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| Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?... |
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| You`re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits... |
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| Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?... |
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| Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?... |
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| I never forget a face, but in your case I`ll make an exception... |
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| You`d make a lovely corpse!... |
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| If you can`t live without me, why aren`t you dead already?... |
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| Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig... |
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| I would not allow this student to breed... |
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| Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot... |
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| Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them... |
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| The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it alltogether... |
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| When your daughter`s IQ reaches 50, she should sell... |
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| The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn`t coming... |
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| If this student were any more stupid, he`d have to be watered twice a week... |
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| The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead... |
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| It`s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others... |
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