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He`s not stupid; he`s possessed by a retarded ghost... |
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I`d like to see things from your point of view but I can`t seem to get my head that far up my ass... |
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I`d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV... |
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I`d like to leave you with one thought, but I`m not sure you have anywhere to put it!... |
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!... |
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There is no vaccine against stupidity... |
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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean... |
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You find a porn movie in your son`s room... |
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You`re a good example of why some animals eat their young... |
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Why don`t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?... |
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There`s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won`t cure... |
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If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?... |
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I can`t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!... |
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Every time I`m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone... |
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Don`t look now, but there`s one too many in this room and I think it`s you... |
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You`re a mouse studying to be a rat... |
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I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving... |
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When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?... |
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What`s on your mind? If you`ll forgive the overstatement... |
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If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner`s luck!... |
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