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| Jack and Mugs, two second-story men from Flatbush, were comparing notes on recent burglaries... |
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| Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It`s about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer... |
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| What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1... |
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| Mr. Dewey was briefing His client, who was about to testify in His own defense."You must swear t... |
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| One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here`s an orange... |
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| Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant... |
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| When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice... |
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| Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100... |
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| Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter`s night... |
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| A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch... |
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| The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We`re both here... |
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| Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice... |
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| A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith... |
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| A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery... |
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| When there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;When there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;When there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice... |
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| "You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent... |
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| A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel... |
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| A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer`s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along... |
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander... |
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| Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes... |
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