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Things you can't say at work
Work jokes
Rating : 8.33, 3 votes.
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Ahhh... I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
I don`t know what your problem is, but I`ll bet it`s hard to pronounce.
I see you`ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I`ll try being nicer if you`ll try being smarter.
It sounds like English, but I can`t understand a word you`re saying.
I can see your point, but I still think you`re full of shit.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn.
I`m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We`re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn`t an office. It`s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
I`m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Can I trade this job for what`s behind door #1?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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