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What nationality was jesus?


Religious jokes Rating : 5.28, 7 votes. Reviews : 6 [add review]

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into His father`s business
He lived at home until he was 33
He was sure His Mother was a virgin, and His Mother was
sure he was God
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married
He was always telling stories
He loved green pastures
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
His first name was Jesus
He was bilingual
He was always being harassed by the authorities
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with His hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn`t get a fair trial
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut His hair
He walked around barefoot
He started a new religion
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was
no food
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men
who just didn`t get it
Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for
him to do.



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