|
|
|
Thou shalt not...
Religious jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
One day there was a preacher that was expressing to his
deacons how upset he was that his brand new bike had been
stolen.
The last place that he could remember leaving it was outside
the church. So he figured someone at the church had to have
stolen it.
One of his deacons came up with the idea of preaching a
sermon on the 10 Commandments, in hope that the bike would be
returned out of guilt.
Of course,the preacher agreed.
That Sunday morning, he began to get into his sermon and
started the 10 Commandments.
1.Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.
2.Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
and so on he went until he came to thou shalt not commit
adultery and the preacher stopped preaching and ended his
sermon.
After church the deacons asked the preacher why he stopped
half way through the sermon and he replied that he remembered
where his bike was.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Religious jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
I wish you were all here... Read this joke...
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?... Read this joke...
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
You`ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff