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Thou shalt not...
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One day there was a preacher that was expressing to his
deacons how upset he was that his brand new bike had been
stolen.
The last place that he could remember leaving it was outside
the church. So he figured someone at the church had to have
stolen it.
One of his deacons came up with the idea of preaching a
sermon on the 10 Commandments, in hope that the bike would be
returned out of guilt.
Of course,the preacher agreed.
That Sunday morning, he began to get into his sermon and
started the 10 Commandments.
1.Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.
2.Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
and so on he went until he came to thou shalt not commit
adultery and the preacher stopped preaching and ended his
sermon.
After church the deacons asked the preacher why he stopped
half way through the sermon and he replied that he remembered
where his bike was.
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