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Squirrels in church
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There were three country churches in a small Texas town: Presbyterian, Methodist and Catholic.
Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian
church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.
After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn`t interfere with God`s divine will.
The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God`s creations.
So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution:
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.
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