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A guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter.
St. Peter says to him, "God has looked at your book of life, and you are welcome in heaven under one condition."
The man says, "What`s that?"
St. Peter says, "You must spell the word `Love`."
So he does and he is let in to heaven.
As he gets in, St. Peter`s beeper goes off.
He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word.
Next thing you know, his wife shows up at the gate and he asks her, "What are you doing here?"
She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died.
The husband says, "Alright, but you have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven."
She asks, "What`s that?"
He answered, "Spell Czechoslovakia."
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