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Scientists v. god
Religious jokes
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There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting
around discussing which one of them was going to go to God
and tell Him that they didn`t need him anymore.
Finally, one of the scientists volunteered and went to go
tell God he was no longer needed.
The scientist says to God, "God, you know, a bunch of us
have been thinking and I`ve come to tell you that we really
don`t need you anymore. I mean, we`ve been coming up with
great theories and ideas, we`ve cloned sheep, and we`re on
the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really
don`t need you."
God nods understandingly and says. "I see. Well, no hard
feelings. But before you go let`s have a contest. What d`ya
think?"
The scientist says, "Sure. What kind of contest?"
God: "A man-making contest."
The scientist: "Sure! No problem" The scientist bends down
and picks up a handful of dirt and says, "Okay, I`m ready!"
God replies, "No, no. You go get your own dirt."
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