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Sarah pippolini
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Three nuns arrive at the pearly gates, and are told that
because they have devoted their lives to the world they can
return to Earth and live it up for three months, taking on
the identity of whatever person they should choose.
The first nun said she wanted to return as Helen of Troy.
"Why Helen?" asked St Peter.
Because she was so beautiful, and rememembered for it, while
we have had to cover ourselves all our lives.
Her wish granted, the second nun was given her chance and
decided to return as Florence Nightingale, so that the good
work she had done might be recognised by all the world.
This, too, was readily granted.
The third nun said she wanted to return as Sarah Pippolini.
"Who in the name of all that`s wonderful is Sarah
Pippolini!?" asked an curious St Peter.
"Well, I`m not sure either," said the nun (who, we suspect,
was blonde under the habit), "but see what it says here in
this newspaper." With a gleam in her eye she held up a
newspaper clipping showing a photo of some oilworkers and the
proud headline: "Sahara pipeline laid by 300 men in 30 days!"
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