One good deed
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A guy just died and he`s at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is leafin` through this Big Book to see if the guy is worthy. St. Peter goes through the Book several times, furrows his brow and says to the guy, `You know, I can`t see that you ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did anything really good either. If you can point to even one REALLY GOOD DEED-- you`re in.` The guy thinks for a moment and says, `Yeah, there was this one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant group of Biker Gang Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of `em ripping the clothes off this terrified young woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a Huge Guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the leader`s chain off his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Layed him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, `Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You`re all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!` St. Peter, impressed, says, `Really? When did this happen?` `Oh, about two minutes ago.`
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