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One good deed


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A guy just died and he`s at the pearly gates, waiting to be
admitted, while St. Peter is leafin` through this Big Book to
see if the guy is worthy.
St. Peter goes through the Book several times, furrows his
brow and says to the guy, `You know, I can`t see that you
ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did
anything really good either. If you can point to even one
REALLY GOOD DEED-- you`re in.`
The guy thinks for a moment and says, `Yeah, there was this
one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant
group of Biker Gang
Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to
see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about
50 of `em ripping the
clothes off this terrified young woman.
Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of
my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a Huge Guy
with a studded leather
jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I
walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a
circle around me. So, I ripped the leader`s chain off his
face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Layed
him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, `Leave
this poor innocent girl alone! You`re all a
bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you
all a lesson in pain!`
St. Peter, impressed, says, `Really? When did this happen?`
`Oh, about two minutes ago.`



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