On yer skateboard?
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Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven, Saint Peter came up to them and said,
`You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds and will have your transport chosen accordingly`
Saint Peter looked at Dave.
`You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times. For this you will drive around heaven in an old, beat-up Skoda.`
Next Saint Peter looked at John.
`You were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this you will forever travel through heaven in a Lada station wagon.`
Saint Peter finally looked at Sam.
`You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex before marriage and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.`
A short time later, John and Dave pulled their cars next to Sam`s Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the bonnet, head in hands, crying.
`What`s wrong Sam?` they asked. `You got the Ferrari. You`re set forever. Why so down?`
Sam looked up ever so slowly, opened his mouth and cried,
`I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.`
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