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Moses and bush
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George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.
George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren`t you Moses?"
The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man`s view and asked again, "Aren`t you Moses?"
The man continued to peruse the ceiling.
George W. tugged at the man`s sleeve and asked once again, "Aren`t you Moses?"
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am."
George W. asked him why he was so uppity.
Moses replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I had to spend forty years in the desert!"
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