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Meals on wheels-1
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter met the cat at the gate and said, "Welcome. Is there anything you didn`t have on Earth that I can get for you, here in Heaven?".
The cat thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I always had to sleep on a hard floor, could I get a warm soft bed?". St. Peter arranged for it.
Next, four mice died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked the same question, and the mice thought a moment and said, "Yes, we were always running on Earth, could we get roller skates here in heaven?" St. Peter of course granted their wish.
About a month went by and St. Peter saw the cat and asked how he liked his bed. The cat said, "I like it alot, but I really enjoy those `Meals on Wheels`".
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