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Martyr family
Religious jokes
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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a plate of tabouli and pint of goat`s milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He`s 24 years old now"
"Yes, I remember him as a baby", says the other mother cheerfully.
"He`s a martyr now though", mum confides.
"Oh so sad dear", says the other.
And this is my second son Kalid. He`s 21"
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when
he was born".
"He`s a martyr too", says mum quietly.
"Oh gracious me ...", says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He`s 18", she whispers.
"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he
first started school".
"He`s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second muslim mother looks Wistfully at the photographs and says...
"They blow up so fast, don`t they?"
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