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Man in california
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Once there was a man in California. He was standing on a beach when God appeared to him.
God said, "You`ve been a good man all your life and now I want to grant you one wish. Go ahead and wish for whatever you want."
The man thought for a minute and then replied: "You know, I`ve always wanted to go to Hawaii. Could you build me a highway to Hawaii so that I can drive there whenever I want?"
God exclaimed, "That`s impossible! The logistics.the engineering... I can`t do that! Wish for something else."
So the man told God, "I`ve never been able to understand women. Could you give me the power to understand women?"
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