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Life after death
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A couple made a deal that which ever died first, they would
come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest
fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband
was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
Mary... Mary.
Is that you Fred?
Yes, I have come back like we agreed.
What is it like?
Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast,
I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have
lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon, supper, then sex
till late at night, sleep then start all over again.
Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.
"Hell no, I`m a rabbit in Texas."
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