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In the distance, he sees his six year old son running to
him. When the son arrives, he tells his father that a
preacher has showed up unannounced. The father asks his
son which local preacher it is. The son responds that he
hasn`t seen him before.

The farmer tells his son that he has a little more work to
do before he can head back to the house.

He tells his son to go back to the house and ask the
preacher if he is a Methodist. If he says yes, then go hide
the fried chicken that his mom is making.

If the preacher says he is a Protestant, then the son is to
go hide his moonshine.

If the preacher says that he is a Baptist, the son is to sit
on his mother`s lap until he gets there!

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