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A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter, "What`s going on?"
He says, "That`s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos."
She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I`d rather go to Hell."
St. Peter says, "In Hell, you`ll be constantly raped and sodomized."
She says, "That`s okay, I`ve already got holes for that."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

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