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Hell must be better
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A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside. She says to St. Peter, "What`s going on?" He says, "That`s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings, and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos." She says, "Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I`d rather go to Hell." St. Peter says, "In Hell, you`ll be constantly raped and sodomized." She says, "That`s okay, I`ve already got holes for that." Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
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