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God visits earth


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With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a
visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar
and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me
enough to give me $50," he said, "I will grant you eternal
life."


"Sorry, I`m an atheist," the fellow replied, "and have never
believed in God."


God walked up to another man and made the same offer.


"Well, I`m an agnostic and not really sure if I believe in
you or not," the guy said, "but here`s 50 bucks, just in
case."


As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him. "I`m Pat
Robertson and don`t really care if you`re God or not," he
said excitedly. "Just teach me the trick you did with the
agnostic and I`ll give you $100."




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