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Confession booth 2
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Fellow goes to confession and tells the priest "Father, I`ve done something terrible. I just know they`re going to throw me out of the church for this one."
"Hold, on," says the priest, "what have you done that`s so bad they`re going to throw you out of the church?"
"Yesterday, my wife was bent over a sack of potatoes and I looked at her ass and got so turned on I went lifted her skirt and had sex with her right there and then."
"There`s nothing wrong with that," says the priest, "you`re allowed to have sex with your wife.
Why on earth would you think they would throw you out of the church for that?"
"Well," the man said, "they threw us out of the grocery store."
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