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Car just broke down
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don`t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I`ll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I`m terribly cold.
Priest: Okay, I`ll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I`m still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I`ll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I`m still terribly cold. I don`t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You`re probably right...get up and get your own blanket.
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