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Candy or cash
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Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia. One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life. `You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world,` she said. `I must warn you that men will take advantage of you. They`ll do anything to get their way. They`ll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they`ll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.` `Excuse me, Mother,` one of the girls asked. `You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash?` `Yes child, why do you ask?` `Because the priests only give us candy!`
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