Baseball in heaven
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Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there`s baseball in heaven?" Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let`s make a deal: if I die first, I`ll come back and tell you if there`s baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..." Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?" "Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe`s ghost. Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?" "Well," says Abe, "I`ve got good news and bad news." "Gimme the good news first," says Sol. Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven." Sol says, "That`s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?" Abe sighs and whispers, "You`re pitching on Friday."
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