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Back from heaven
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A Jew, a Greek and an Irishman were killed in a car accident.
When they got to heaven, being young men, they asked Saint Peter if there was any way for them to come back to earth.
Saint Peter thought for a minute and then said, `Well, if you each promise to give up one particular thing, I`ll grant your request.`
All jumped at the chance. The Jew had to agree to never touch any money, the Irishman had to agree to never touch even a drop of alcohol and the Greek had to agree to never touch another man.
Later, the three of them are walking together down the street when they came to a bar.
The Irishman begins shaking all over. `Oh boy, could I use a drink,` he says.
The other two try to talk him out of it but he goes into the bar anyway.
He returns with a beer and takes a sip. Suddenly, poof, he disappears.
The Jew and the Greek continue walking. At the next block the Jew spots a 5c piece on the footpath.
He begins shaking and unable to resist, he bends down to pick up the coin.
Suddenly, poof, the Greek disappears.
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